Philly's Cheesesteaks

The menu tossed in our front lobby has been taunting me for weeks - cheesesteak! eat me! cheesesteak! cheesesteak! With very very low expectations, the cheesesteak turned out edible enough, although on the bland side and the onion rings were pretty decent. But the buffalo wings were literally the weirdest ones we have ever come across. They tasted alternately of garlic, sesame oil or melted popcorn butter covered in a tasteless atomic orange sauce. They were not in the least bit spicy and so truly strange that we couldn't bring ourselves to eat more than one.
Philly's Cheesesteaks, 191 E. Houston St, NY, NY 10002 (btwn Ave A & 1st Ave)